A Slew of -Isms!

So, over this past wonderful weekend I was sick. Really sick. I woke up Saturday morning (the day I was supposed to go to the beach so that I could volunteer at the aquarium) and all of my muscles ached, my throat was killing me, my head was killing me, and I was sensitive to the light. Oh, and I had a fever. Good stuff. So I went downstairs, took some aspirin, and got ready to go. My mom kept asking me if I was okay and I told her I was fine, of course, and so, off to the beach we went! I worked at the Aquarium for 5 hours straight. No break. No water (which I had been drinking pretty much constantly since the early morning). It was bad. So I got in the car after my shift and I almost passed out. I was soooo tired at that point, it's unbelievable. I was supposed to go in and volunteer again on Sunday but I then had a fever that night so my mom told me to email and call the volunteer coordinator and tell her that I wasn't coming in the next morning. Instead we went to the pool and got breakfast and then left the beach.


Anyway! That's not what I was going to talk about. I was going to tell all of you what happened at our lacrosse game on Friday. First of all, we lost. Sadness, I know. But it was fun in other ways! Here I'll show you:

Esuism #8:
Me: "Wow, you really don't like her do you?"
Esu: "I do not like her, Sam-I-Am!"

She is strange sometimes.  X D

Esuism #9:
*rocking on the bench thing and singing along with the radio*
Esu: "Call me Mr. Flinstone, I can make your bench... thing... rock..."
X D

She's crazy! I love her. : ) Hahaha!

Esuism #10/Lunchism #2:
Esu: "*rant rant rant*... and you know what really creams my corn?!?!"
*rest of lunch table (which consists of Mr. McSmartiePants, Yammer, and the Dreaden) laugh rather hardily*

X D Oh, Esu.

Esuism #11/ Coach MacDaddyism #1:
*Esu pulls her penguin hat down over her face*
Coach MacDaddy: "ATTACK OF THE PENGUINS!!!"

Coach is hilarious. : )

Mojoism #3:
*bored at the lacrosse game during halftime*
Me: "I'm just bouncing on my butt muscles right now!!!"
Esu and the Asian: "Hahahahahaha!!!!"

Oh, boredom.

Asianism #1:
*weird music is being played over the loud speaker at the lacrosse game*
Asian: "It sounds like they're having monkey sex!"

We have way too much fun.


That's all I had to say today.

Later Days.

Mojo

"Paint me like one of your French Girls, Jack."

A note before I begin my ranting: You should all take a look at the tags for each post. Sometimes they're important to the entirety of the post. But most of the time they're just saying what is in each post. So I guess you don't have to...

Yesterday, for the first time EVER... OUR LACROSSE TEAM WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That's sooooo exciting! After our EPIC win, we went out to eat. We just stopped at Wendy's but it was fun and delicious.

We got to this game like 2 hours early so we had time to kill. So as we're (Esu Mane, the Girlfriend of Young Master Bill (from here on known as Mima), the Asian, and Big Red) sitting on a hill above our competitor's field, I was attempting to write an essay for my favorite class, AP Language and Composition. Well, that didn't work. Instead I wrote it this morning in first period. FAIL.

Of course you guys know that Gewgaw is on the lacrosse team. So yesterday after the game we stopped at Wendy's. At this eating establishment of ginger proportions, I was standing behind him in line while Esu Mane went to the bathroom to take off her pants (she was wearing two pairs... just so you guys don't flip out like "Whaaaaaaaa???"). So me being the horrible person I am, I start talking to him and punching him and then he decides to grab me and tickle me and OF COURSE(!) Roblett walks up crying and asks for aspirin for his tendinitis. I felt so bad for messing around and he's in so much pain! Wah! I'm awful.

Anyway!

The game was fun and I even got 2 new Esuisms and a Mojoism out of it:

Esuism #6:
*talking about what I should write my essay on and Gewgaw shows up to converse with me*
Esu: "Oh! I know! You should write about the time I punched Gewgaw in the face! :D"
Gewgaw: "When did that happen?"
Esu: "10 minutes from now."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Hahaha! She really does dislike him.

Esuism #7:
Esu: "An Esu is worth a thousand words!"
Me: "And a million laughs!"

I made her smile. Hahaha! I'm the best!

Mojoism #3:
*Esu sends me a text message as we're sitting on the bus next to each other*
*I recieve the text*
Me: *turning to Esu and shining the light of my phone on my face* "Do you see my face right now? This is how amused I am by that text message."

This was my face: -_-

Hahaha! Ohhhh, good times.

I was in a pretty bitchy mood yesterday. And I'm not really sure why... I just was... I feel bad for doing it sometimes but at the same time I enjoy it... *shrugs* Oh well.

Word of the Day:
Rutilant: (adj) glowing or glittering with ruddy or golden light


Well that's all folks.

Later Days.

Mojo

I Need a Pintervention.

We all need one.

Mojo/Esu/Yammerism:
*Yammer hands me back my pencil and eraser that I lent her*
Yammer: "Here's your stuff back."
Me (absorbed in Pinterest): "Okay, I don't know what you just handed me but thanks."
*Esu starts cracking up and starts crying*
Me: "You have a mascara tear streak on your cheek!"
Esu (pulling out a mirror): "What? No, I don't! Where? Oh, there!"
*Yammer and I start cracking up*
Esu: "It's official. I need sleep."


Oh, the things said during sleep deprivation. : D

Also my teacher made an example of me for our first period class. Here's what happened as told by Esu Mane and stolen from her blog :

 Mojo is in my first period Criminal Justice class. The teacher enjoys using various people in the class as examples...Mojo was just used as one. "Mojo could be heading out to the club wearing skanky clothes wearing her stripper makeup, and she could be precipitating her own rape..." I about died laughing, because Mojo is not that kind of person at ALL. I honestly don't even think she's ever worn makeup. hahaha. The teacher goes on... "But on the other hand, she could be wearing her housecoat with curlers in her hair and going out to check her mail and her neighbor could find that sexy..." I about died laughing there as well, because Mojo has really curly hair, so why would she be wearing curlers?? hahahah!

Oh, good times, good times.Yammer told me I was really red. I know I was. I could feel it. How unfortunate for me.

This is a yawning kitten:

Whoops! My Phone Just Went Off in Class...

Well that was awkward... Now as I sit here and try not to look guilty, I shall regale you with the tales of my day yesterday and provide you with some new Esuisms and a few new characters to introduce to you.

I, Mojo, am a manager/trainer-in-training for the lacrosse team at my school. Esu Mane is also a trainer for the team (as well as every other team in the school!!). Yesterday, Esu Mane had to go with our basketball team to another school and left me all alone to tape up our players. The Day she isn't there, 5 players (5!!!) needed fixing! I had to tape 4 ankles and 3 shin splints! I don't even know how to do ankles!!! What the heck man?!?!?! Esu should've been there... Bleh to her... Anyway, it was craziness. Pure craziness. Me and BigRed (a new character!) had an interesting conversation though. And the day before, Esu, BigRed, and I all had a conversation about Smurfs... Weird, huh?

BigRedism #1: 
Esu: "Where do you think all of the little smerflettes come from?!"
BigRed:  "Well, they sure don't just pop out of mushrooms!!"
Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Today, Esu Mane and I had a strange conversation about people who bother us. Esu then said:

Esuism #2:
"She irks my nerves beyond belief."

The "beyond belief" might be the best part of that whole Esuism.

After that conversation we started discussing school mascots. Esu mentioned one called the Blue Hoes... Here's what happened:

Mojoism #1:
Esu: "Thier mascots are the Blue Hoes"
Me: "I'd hate to go to that school! I'd be a Blue Hoe! That's not cool! I'm not even blue!! AND! Imagine their cheerleaders... they're Blue... and Hoes!!"

Yeah... That's what happened... Well then.

Esuism #3:
Esu Mane: "Did you look like a biscuit, Mojo?"
Me: "I was delicious looking, yes."

We were talking about my golden tan of last summer. It was very random..

Well, I believe that it is time for me to go now.

Later Days.

Mojo

P.S.

Word of the Day:
Cachinnate: (Verb) to laugh loudly or immoderately.
 

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