What a Summer!

HELLO EVERYONE!!

I'm baaaaaack!!

It was a fantastic summer! All I did was work! Whether it was babysitting or lifeguarding, I was constantly working. I had very few days off. But in all that grueling work I made twice as much as last summer! Woo!

So some updates:
1. I AM A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR!! FINALLY!!!

2. My grandmother on my father's side died on July 25th. (tear)

3. Esu has officially left for college. (tear tear)

4. I broke my ankle on the 1st of September. (tear tear tear)

5. Lacrosse Camp was awesome!
6. My 17th birthday is tomorrow!!

1. I AM FINALLY A FREAKING SENIOR!!! I AM SO READY TO BE DONE WITH HIGH SCHOOL AND GO TO COLLEGE! YES!!!!!

2. My Grandma Ruth died.

Grandma Ruth was amazing. She was so genuine and dedicated to her family and her church. She was wonderful and I was shocked when I heard she died. The funeral was at her church in Atlanta on August 1st. It was a gorgeous ceremony. I cried of course. 2 of my cousins were being extremely disrespectful by playing hangman and listening to music through headphones. I wanted to hurt them. That's no appropriate. At all. This is why I hate people.

3. Esu Mane, my dear friend, has gone away to college. It's so weird not seeing her at school. She has always been there, even before I knew her. It's the strangest feeling to not see her everyday...

4. I did indeed break my ankle on the first of September. It pretty much sucks. I hate crutches. My ankle is STILL swollen. It's so stupid. I was being a klutz at a trampoline place and my ankle turned inward and something popped in my ankle bone area. It still hurts and still sucks. So hard.

5. Lacrosse camp was fantastic! It was beautiful! It was so warm and pleasant and the kids were so freaking cute! There was one kid who had never played lacrosse before and by the end of the week he was doing fantastically and I loved him so much! :D JaQuan and Assness were there. We actually had fun. Jiggelocity trained a couple of new goalies but neither of them are as good as he is. We'll miss him. :'(

6. MY SEVENTEENTH FREAKING BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!! I'm so excited! I'm getting a present tonight from my grandparents since I won't see them tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'm getting a Nikon One Camera! I'll have to start taking pictures and posting them on here. :) I love, love, love, love my grandparents! :D My other friends are bringing me presents to school which will be hard to manage since I'm on stupid crutches... But I'll enjoy it anyway. I love my birthday. :) September 19th is such a great day and has an awesome ring to it when you say it. :) We are going to the Melting Pot for dinner afterward school tomorrow. :)

Anyway, here comes the usual daily business:

Word of the Day!

Tartuffery [\ tahr-TOOF-uh-ree \] (noun) : Behavior or character of a Tartuffe, especially hypocritical piety.

Alright! Done!

Later Days! :)

Mojo

Yesterday = WHAAAT???

Yesterday was strange. And fun. And... weird.

Yesterday, we all took a team picture for lacrosse. Of course, with my unbelievably awkward luck, I had to sit behind JaQuan Blackmon on a bench too thin too actually sit on with my full butt. And so, I had to put my knees on his back. At this point he's decided to lay back on me and pretend to sleep. I didn't mind, but it was weird. And to make it even more strange, he asks me to hold his hand... Whaaat??? Yeah... I was kind of weirded out actually. AND THEEEEN, when we get back to the field house after taking our wonderful picture, he decdides to take a nap with his leg on my lap. Again, Whaaat??? And so he proceeds to sleep on me. For an hour. I sure was warm...

Yesterday also involved Jo-E. Jo-E decided to bother me ALL AFTERNOON. He kept poking me and touching me and pinching me and, and URGGG!!!! It was annoying. After the scrimmage finally started at 5:30 I used Jo-E as a warmer. I sat between him and another girl. I was kind of warm-ish... After all of that was over, I  stole Jo-E's shoes and took them outside. Then he comes up behind me, grabs me around my waist, and picks me up. O.O Whaaat??? I was terrified!!! I HATE being picked up! With a passion. A fiery, burning passion of ten thousand suns. HATE IT! And he didn't just lift me up a little bit, he PICKED ME UP. Like two feet off the ground!!! I screamed, of course and lifted my knees to get him to put me down. Then I ran away. I had to stomp around and drag my feet every where to get the feeling of being up in the air to go away... I know. I'm weird and awkward...

Anyway. That's all I had for today.

Later Days.

Mojo

I love Zooey Deschanel.

Zooey for President!!!!

I've Been Away for a While.

And not much has happened in this while that I've been away. I've been really bored. REALLY bored.

JaQuan said something funny to me last week. One of the lacrosse players came to practice late and JaQuan asked him where he had been for the past hour. Being me, I had been eves dropping and as a joke I said: "He was probably making out with his girlfriend." Then JaQuan asks me, "In the bathroom?" And I respond, "Probably." Then, and here comes the good part everyone, he says to me, "You know, Mojo, we could do that too." ;D <-- That was his face. Mine was more like: O.O But instead of expressing my shock at his statement and saying what I wanted and, in hind sight, should have said,  I say, "Hahaha! No we can't. Sorry bud." And he goes, "Awwww why not?" And of course I said, "Because I said so."

Damn. Sometimes I'm an absolute idiot. I almost get to make out with the sexiest guy I know, and I go and blow it. I know it's wrong because he has a girlfriend and all, but DAYUM is he sexy. Woo! It is hard to contain myself when I see him shirtless. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Yummy. Hahaha! Cachinnator can attest to his sexiness. The only thing about this whole making-out thing is that I don't know how. Shocking, I know. It certainly is sad dear reader. It makes me sad. And so does the fact that I didn't get to try it with JaQuan Blackmon. Hot Dayum.

Anyway!

Well... Actually, I don't have anything else to say... Oh well.

Word of the Day:
Ephebe: (noun) a young man

That's what JaQuan is. An extremely sexy ephebe. Mm-mm-mm.

Later Days.

Mojo

Unfortunately, It's true.

This Sucks.

I didn't get my prom dress.

 I loved that dress.

They didn't have it when they actually checked in the warehouse.

I'm so sad.

I'm so upset.

 Oh, well.

Back to square one.

 I was supposed to have The Scarlet Letter done by today for AP Language and Composition. I got to chapter 21 (out of 24) and then I was so tired that I just went to sleep. I should be finishing it now, in 1st period but I'm doing this instead. Ugh.

I'm sooooooo ready for summer. I'm so done with school right now. I just want to be alone. That won't even happen in the summer but, I just want to be able to go to the pool, relax, and lay in the sun. Ugh.

Yesterday was kind of a bad day. I think today will be better. I hope. Ugh.

We're not leaving until 5:30 today for our lacrosse game at ECH. Ugh.

Well, I have nothing else to say.

Word of the Day:
Vernal: (adj) appearing or occurring in spring; of or pertaining to spring; appropriate to or suggesting spring; springlike; belonging to or characteristic of youth. 

Later Days.

Mojo

Jiggleocity.

I put that up here yesterday to remind myself to post this. The other day I was talking to Jiggleocity, who is the goalie for our lacrosse team. I was talking about whores and Esu goes, "You know who else is a whore?" and Jiggleocity says, "Me." and them all of us there, Pitbull (the Girlfriend of Young Master Bill [who will be from here on out known as Sadie]) the Asian, Big Red, Esu Mane, and myself, all busted out laughing. It was a great day. : )

It's Been a While.

It's been a while since I've posted (as was indicated by the title of this long over due post).

Some News!

1: OUR LACROSSE TEAM WON TWO GAMES IN A ROW!!! We had a game on Friday and a game yesterday and we won both of them!!! I was so excited!!! WOOOT!!!

2:  Gewgaw is back to hitting on me again. Sigh. That boy.

3: I got a C on my report card in AP Language and Composition. Sad face. D: My parents were upset. I was not.

4: ...I don't think I have anymore news for you... Oh, well!

JaQuan Blackmon is sitting next to me in Spanish class. He's a strange one. He's on the lacrosse team too! Yesterday he flattened some guy and got a minute penalty for it. It was pretty great. I thoroughly enjoyed that hit. Thoroughly. He's playing Minecraft on his computadora. It looks like a pretty dumb game but Sans Serif plays it. I don't think I'll ever play it. JaQuan is also a football player. And Gewgaw's best friend. Oh, dear. I enjoy JaQuan though. He makes me laugh. Esu Mane enjoys JaQuan as well.

It's Tuesday. I wish it was Friday. I have nothing to do this weekend except for babysit on Saturday from 4 to I'm not even sure when. I'm ready to sleep in.

Last night, I was reading The Scarlet Letter for AP Language and Composition, when I got extremely sleepy. So, I decided to take a break and put my book on my face just to take a rest. Next thing I knew, it was 5:30, my lamp was still on, and my book, pencil, eraser, and bookmark were scattered on my bed. It was crazy. I didn't even remember falling asleep! I felt wide awake at that point so I just decided to get up. I got to see my mommy though, which is awesome because she leaves for work before I normally get up! It was nice to see her. : )

I think that's everything I had for today.

Later Days.

Mojo.

Word of the Day:
Gasser: (n) Something that is extraordinarily pleasing or successful, especially a very funny joke ; a person or thing that gasses

This is the funniest corny joke I've heard in a looooooong time. How I love corny jokes.

"Paint me like one of your French Girls, Jack."

A note before I begin my ranting: You should all take a look at the tags for each post. Sometimes they're important to the entirety of the post. But most of the time they're just saying what is in each post. So I guess you don't have to...

Yesterday, for the first time EVER... OUR LACROSSE TEAM WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That's sooooo exciting! After our EPIC win, we went out to eat. We just stopped at Wendy's but it was fun and delicious.

We got to this game like 2 hours early so we had time to kill. So as we're (Esu Mane, the Girlfriend of Young Master Bill (from here on known as Mima), the Asian, and Big Red) sitting on a hill above our competitor's field, I was attempting to write an essay for my favorite class, AP Language and Composition. Well, that didn't work. Instead I wrote it this morning in first period. FAIL.

Of course you guys know that Gewgaw is on the lacrosse team. So yesterday after the game we stopped at Wendy's. At this eating establishment of ginger proportions, I was standing behind him in line while Esu Mane went to the bathroom to take off her pants (she was wearing two pairs... just so you guys don't flip out like "Whaaaaaaaa???"). So me being the horrible person I am, I start talking to him and punching him and then he decides to grab me and tickle me and OF COURSE(!) Roblett walks up crying and asks for aspirin for his tendinitis. I felt so bad for messing around and he's in so much pain! Wah! I'm awful.

Anyway!

The game was fun and I even got 2 new Esuisms and a Mojoism out of it:

Esuism #6:
*talking about what I should write my essay on and Gewgaw shows up to converse with me*
Esu: "Oh! I know! You should write about the time I punched Gewgaw in the face! :D"
Gewgaw: "When did that happen?"
Esu: "10 minutes from now."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Hahaha! She really does dislike him.

Esuism #7:
Esu: "An Esu is worth a thousand words!"
Me: "And a million laughs!"

I made her smile. Hahaha! I'm the best!

Mojoism #3:
*Esu sends me a text message as we're sitting on the bus next to each other*
*I recieve the text*
Me: *turning to Esu and shining the light of my phone on my face* "Do you see my face right now? This is how amused I am by that text message."

This was my face: -_-

Hahaha! Ohhhh, good times.

I was in a pretty bitchy mood yesterday. And I'm not really sure why... I just was... I feel bad for doing it sometimes but at the same time I enjoy it... *shrugs* Oh well.

Word of the Day:
Rutilant: (adj) glowing or glittering with ruddy or golden light


Well that's all folks.

Later Days.

Mojo

How Strange.

I have nothing to write about today. That's unusual. Lately it has seemed like there is always something to write about. I guess instead I'll just do the usual stuff.

Word of the Day:
Troglodyte: (noun) a member of a primitive people that lived in caves, dens, or holes; a cave dweller; one who is regarded as reclusive, reactionary, out of date, of brutish

Esu Mane will not be attending lacrosse practice today or tomorrow. I am very upset. But tomorrow I am going to the horse barn with Yammer! I'm sooooooooooooo excited!!!!!! I don't know what we'll do but I'm soo excited!!

Horses are awesome. Like, the best. I looooove horses!!! I ride horses at a different barn than Yammer but I am going to hang out at her barn with her tomorrow!! This is exciting stuff. If you could see my face you'd see how excited I was. Here I'll show you: this is what I look like right now.

Wasn't that interesting? It's funny because I'm not male, nor am I a midget. But I think you get the picture.

Anyway. Time for Psych.

Later Days.

Mojo

A Rambling Post.

WARNING: This is a rambling post! If you do not wish to read a rambling post, please ignore the following ramble!

Your Friendly Friend,
Mojo

 I have started this blog in the middle of winter. But, nothing very exciting happens in the winter time.  Summer is where it's at! This past summer was quite an eventful one for me. I changed quite a bit. I shall inform my faithful followers (all 2 of them) of my plights and adventures of the summer.

This summer I went through a gallimaufry of changes (that was for you Esu! >.<). I worked as a lifeguard at my neighborhood pool and I loved it. It was a fun summer and a hot one. I made new friends and I came into my own (finally). There was one lifeguard named Ginger Lifeguard. He was awesome! Attractive, tall, funny cute. He had it going on (;D). He liked Hurricane first but when he learned that she had a boyfriend he turned his attention to the Cachinnator and I. That was... interesting, to say the least. I have some interesting stories about that whole situation that went on there... (nothing bad just funny stuff). When I got back to school in the fall, my confidence was at an all time high, which was only bolstered by the attention of Gewgaw. I felt different, better, more me than ever before. It was overall a fun and strange summer. I enjoyed it immensely. :D

Yesterday was pretty average. Victimology, Honors Español 3, AP Psych, AP Language and Composition. The AP Literature teacher came in to convince all of us to take AP Lit next year. I was already going to take it so it was pretty much a moot point. (Moot is a great word by the way.) Lacrosse practice was average. (Monday we organized and folded jerseys. According to my sister, that evening when I got in the car I smelled like dirty boys. And I did. Grody.)

Speaking of lacrosse practice, yesterday at the rather average lacrosse practice, Esu Mane and the lady friend of Young Master Bill were backing up to get away from the scrimmaging lacrosse players. They both backed into a tree and said"

Esuism #5:
Together: "Oh, hi Tree!"
Esu: "Did we both just say 'hi' to the tree??"

Ahh, the things said to inanimate objects. 

I have discovered a most wonderful word on this very morning!

Word of the Day:
Hircine: (adj.)
1. of, or pertaining to, or resembling a goat
2. having a goatish odor
3. lustful; libidinous

It is quite fantastic is it not?? Esu Mane suggested I change Gewgaw to Hircine... but that's a lot of effort. I'm not going to. I'm waaaayyyy too lazy for that.

Well, I've already written too much so I shall take my leave.

Later Days.

Mojo

Bubble Boy!

This morning in Victimology, Esu Mane and our teacher, Doormain, were discussing Bubble Boy  and people who are battered and beaten (don't ask), and Doormain said that the only way Bubble Boy could be battered was if someone was punching his bubble. Esu (who is extremely sleep deprived) then said:

Esuism #4:
"Someone wanted to burst his bubble... :D"

Apparently:
Vacuum+Spacesuits+Beating and Battering+Bubble Boy+Sleep Deprivation=Bubble Bursting....

Oh, Esu.

And on another note! I must introduce a new character, for she was rather upset that she isn't featured in my blog yet. Her name is Cachinnator. She is one of my best friends and I am sorry for not mentioning her sooner. YOU SEE THIS CACHINNATOR??? I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT YOU IN MY BLOG!! HAPPY???  Hurricane is also one of my best friends. Just so you guys know. She'll be in her at some point I'm sure. As will Cwitoburger. He'll be here eventually.

Anyway! Back to what I was saying... Wait... I wasn't saying anything... Oh, well.

Wrestling has ended. That means that Gewgaw will be at Lacrosse practice today. But it might be canceled because the weather is bad. It's rainy and gray and it hasn't stopped all day. I'm kind of hoping we have practice but at the same time I don't want to go... Well, I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

Alright. It's time for a reading quiz.

Later days.

Mojo

P.S.

Word of the Day: 
Tramontane: (\truh-MON-teyn\) , adjective: 1. Being or situated beyond the mountains. 2. Beyond the Alps as viewed from Italy; transalpine. 3. Of, pertaining to, or coming from the other side of the mountains. 4. Foreign; barbarous.
noun: 1. A person who lives beyond the mountains: formerly applied by the Italians to the peoples beyond the Alps, and by the latter to the Italians. 2. A foreigner; outlander; barbarian. 3. A violent, polar wind from the northwest that blows in southern France. 

I am a Horrible Person.

You know why I am a horrible person? Because Esu Mane will be very angry at me for this and she's a wonderful person. Here's what happend that makes me think so:

Yesterday I was on the procrastination tool of the century (Facebook) and I sat that Gewgaw (I mentioned him in the first post) Had changed his relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single"... Well... there has been some underlying sexual tension between us. We had Chemistry (the class) together last semester and we even sat next to each other. He... he is frustrating. He is pushy and touchy and big and mixed and... there's something about him.... I can't leave it alone even though I want to... Gah!!! It's so hard being young and having no experience with relationships. I don't know how to flirt or react to his advances either so I think it frustrates him. Anyway! I "liked" his relationship status change... And I feel like a terrible person. I don't know what I want anymore. I don't want a relationship right now (because I don't need that kind of a distraction right now) but I want him. But then again I don't want him. He's cocky and a jerk and... irksome.

*sigh*

I'll figure it out I guess.

Later Days.

Mojo

P.S. Did I mention he's on the Lacrosse team too? *sigh* This will be an interesting season...

Whoops! My Phone Just Went Off in Class...

Well that was awkward... Now as I sit here and try not to look guilty, I shall regale you with the tales of my day yesterday and provide you with some new Esuisms and a few new characters to introduce to you.

I, Mojo, am a manager/trainer-in-training for the lacrosse team at my school. Esu Mane is also a trainer for the team (as well as every other team in the school!!). Yesterday, Esu Mane had to go with our basketball team to another school and left me all alone to tape up our players. The Day she isn't there, 5 players (5!!!) needed fixing! I had to tape 4 ankles and 3 shin splints! I don't even know how to do ankles!!! What the heck man?!?!?! Esu should've been there... Bleh to her... Anyway, it was craziness. Pure craziness. Me and BigRed (a new character!) had an interesting conversation though. And the day before, Esu, BigRed, and I all had a conversation about Smurfs... Weird, huh?

BigRedism #1: 
Esu: "Where do you think all of the little smerflettes come from?!"
BigRed:  "Well, they sure don't just pop out of mushrooms!!"
Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Today, Esu Mane and I had a strange conversation about people who bother us. Esu then said:

Esuism #2:
"She irks my nerves beyond belief."

The "beyond belief" might be the best part of that whole Esuism.

After that conversation we started discussing school mascots. Esu mentioned one called the Blue Hoes... Here's what happened:

Mojoism #1:
Esu: "Thier mascots are the Blue Hoes"
Me: "I'd hate to go to that school! I'd be a Blue Hoe! That's not cool! I'm not even blue!! AND! Imagine their cheerleaders... they're Blue... and Hoes!!"

Yeah... That's what happened... Well then.

Esuism #3:
Esu Mane: "Did you look like a biscuit, Mojo?"
Me: "I was delicious looking, yes."

We were talking about my golden tan of last summer. It was very random..

Well, I believe that it is time for me to go now.

Later Days.

Mojo

P.S.

Word of the Day:
Cachinnate: (Verb) to laugh loudly or immoderately.
 

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