A Slew of -Isms!

So, over this past wonderful weekend I was sick. Really sick. I woke up Saturday morning (the day I was supposed to go to the beach so that I could volunteer at the aquarium) and all of my muscles ached, my throat was killing me, my head was killing me, and I was sensitive to the light. Oh, and I had a fever. Good stuff. So I went downstairs, took some aspirin, and got ready to go. My mom kept asking me if I was okay and I told her I was fine, of course, and so, off to the beach we went! I worked at the Aquarium for 5 hours straight. No break. No water (which I had been drinking pretty much constantly since the early morning). It was bad. So I got in the car after my shift and I almost passed out. I was soooo tired at that point, it's unbelievable. I was supposed to go in and volunteer again on Sunday but I then had a fever that night so my mom told me to email and call the volunteer coordinator and tell her that I wasn't coming in the next morning. Instead we went to the pool and got breakfast and then left the beach.


Anyway! That's not what I was going to talk about. I was going to tell all of you what happened at our lacrosse game on Friday. First of all, we lost. Sadness, I know. But it was fun in other ways! Here I'll show you:

Esuism #8:
Me: "Wow, you really don't like her do you?"
Esu: "I do not like her, Sam-I-Am!"

She is strange sometimes.  X D

Esuism #9:
*rocking on the bench thing and singing along with the radio*
Esu: "Call me Mr. Flinstone, I can make your bench... thing... rock..."
X D

She's crazy! I love her. : ) Hahaha!

Esuism #10/Lunchism #2:
Esu: "*rant rant rant*... and you know what really creams my corn?!?!"
*rest of lunch table (which consists of Mr. McSmartiePants, Yammer, and the Dreaden) laugh rather hardily*

X D Oh, Esu.

Esuism #11/ Coach MacDaddyism #1:
*Esu pulls her penguin hat down over her face*
Coach MacDaddy: "ATTACK OF THE PENGUINS!!!"

Coach is hilarious. : )

Mojoism #3:
*bored at the lacrosse game during halftime*
Me: "I'm just bouncing on my butt muscles right now!!!"
Esu and the Asian: "Hahahahahaha!!!!"

Oh, boredom.

Asianism #1:
*weird music is being played over the loud speaker at the lacrosse game*
Asian: "It sounds like they're having monkey sex!"

We have way too much fun.


That's all I had to say today.

Later Days.

Mojo

"Paint me like one of your French Girls, Jack."

A note before I begin my ranting: You should all take a look at the tags for each post. Sometimes they're important to the entirety of the post. But most of the time they're just saying what is in each post. So I guess you don't have to...

Yesterday, for the first time EVER... OUR LACROSSE TEAM WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That's sooooo exciting! After our EPIC win, we went out to eat. We just stopped at Wendy's but it was fun and delicious.

We got to this game like 2 hours early so we had time to kill. So as we're (Esu Mane, the Girlfriend of Young Master Bill (from here on known as Mima), the Asian, and Big Red) sitting on a hill above our competitor's field, I was attempting to write an essay for my favorite class, AP Language and Composition. Well, that didn't work. Instead I wrote it this morning in first period. FAIL.

Of course you guys know that Gewgaw is on the lacrosse team. So yesterday after the game we stopped at Wendy's. At this eating establishment of ginger proportions, I was standing behind him in line while Esu Mane went to the bathroom to take off her pants (she was wearing two pairs... just so you guys don't flip out like "Whaaaaaaaa???"). So me being the horrible person I am, I start talking to him and punching him and then he decides to grab me and tickle me and OF COURSE(!) Roblett walks up crying and asks for aspirin for his tendinitis. I felt so bad for messing around and he's in so much pain! Wah! I'm awful.

Anyway!

The game was fun and I even got 2 new Esuisms and a Mojoism out of it:

Esuism #6:
*talking about what I should write my essay on and Gewgaw shows up to converse with me*
Esu: "Oh! I know! You should write about the time I punched Gewgaw in the face! :D"
Gewgaw: "When did that happen?"
Esu: "10 minutes from now."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Hahaha! She really does dislike him.

Esuism #7:
Esu: "An Esu is worth a thousand words!"
Me: "And a million laughs!"

I made her smile. Hahaha! I'm the best!

Mojoism #3:
*Esu sends me a text message as we're sitting on the bus next to each other*
*I recieve the text*
Me: *turning to Esu and shining the light of my phone on my face* "Do you see my face right now? This is how amused I am by that text message."

This was my face: -_-

Hahaha! Ohhhh, good times.

I was in a pretty bitchy mood yesterday. And I'm not really sure why... I just was... I feel bad for doing it sometimes but at the same time I enjoy it... *shrugs* Oh well.

Word of the Day:
Rutilant: (adj) glowing or glittering with ruddy or golden light


Well that's all folks.

Later Days.

Mojo

I Need a Pintervention.

We all need one.

Mojo/Esu/Yammerism:
*Yammer hands me back my pencil and eraser that I lent her*
Yammer: "Here's your stuff back."
Me (absorbed in Pinterest): "Okay, I don't know what you just handed me but thanks."
*Esu starts cracking up and starts crying*
Me: "You have a mascara tear streak on your cheek!"
Esu (pulling out a mirror): "What? No, I don't! Where? Oh, there!"
*Yammer and I start cracking up*
Esu: "It's official. I need sleep."


Oh, the things said during sleep deprivation. : D

Also my teacher made an example of me for our first period class. Here's what happened as told by Esu Mane and stolen from her blog :

 Mojo is in my first period Criminal Justice class. The teacher enjoys using various people in the class as examples...Mojo was just used as one. "Mojo could be heading out to the club wearing skanky clothes wearing her stripper makeup, and she could be precipitating her own rape..." I about died laughing, because Mojo is not that kind of person at ALL. I honestly don't even think she's ever worn makeup. hahaha. The teacher goes on... "But on the other hand, she could be wearing her housecoat with curlers in her hair and going out to check her mail and her neighbor could find that sexy..." I about died laughing there as well, because Mojo has really curly hair, so why would she be wearing curlers?? hahahah!

Oh, good times, good times.Yammer told me I was really red. I know I was. I could feel it. How unfortunate for me.

This is a yawning kitten:

A Rambling Post.

WARNING: This is a rambling post! If you do not wish to read a rambling post, please ignore the following ramble!

Your Friendly Friend,
Mojo

 I have started this blog in the middle of winter. But, nothing very exciting happens in the winter time.  Summer is where it's at! This past summer was quite an eventful one for me. I changed quite a bit. I shall inform my faithful followers (all 2 of them) of my plights and adventures of the summer.

This summer I went through a gallimaufry of changes (that was for you Esu! >.<). I worked as a lifeguard at my neighborhood pool and I loved it. It was a fun summer and a hot one. I made new friends and I came into my own (finally). There was one lifeguard named Ginger Lifeguard. He was awesome! Attractive, tall, funny cute. He had it going on (;D). He liked Hurricane first but when he learned that she had a boyfriend he turned his attention to the Cachinnator and I. That was... interesting, to say the least. I have some interesting stories about that whole situation that went on there... (nothing bad just funny stuff). When I got back to school in the fall, my confidence was at an all time high, which was only bolstered by the attention of Gewgaw. I felt different, better, more me than ever before. It was overall a fun and strange summer. I enjoyed it immensely. :D

Yesterday was pretty average. Victimology, Honors Español 3, AP Psych, AP Language and Composition. The AP Literature teacher came in to convince all of us to take AP Lit next year. I was already going to take it so it was pretty much a moot point. (Moot is a great word by the way.) Lacrosse practice was average. (Monday we organized and folded jerseys. According to my sister, that evening when I got in the car I smelled like dirty boys. And I did. Grody.)

Speaking of lacrosse practice, yesterday at the rather average lacrosse practice, Esu Mane and the lady friend of Young Master Bill were backing up to get away from the scrimmaging lacrosse players. They both backed into a tree and said"

Esuism #5:
Together: "Oh, hi Tree!"
Esu: "Did we both just say 'hi' to the tree??"

Ahh, the things said to inanimate objects. 

I have discovered a most wonderful word on this very morning!

Word of the Day:
Hircine: (adj.)
1. of, or pertaining to, or resembling a goat
2. having a goatish odor
3. lustful; libidinous

It is quite fantastic is it not?? Esu Mane suggested I change Gewgaw to Hircine... but that's a lot of effort. I'm not going to. I'm waaaayyyy too lazy for that.

Well, I've already written too much so I shall take my leave.

Later Days.

Mojo

Bubble Boy!

This morning in Victimology, Esu Mane and our teacher, Doormain, were discussing Bubble Boy  and people who are battered and beaten (don't ask), and Doormain said that the only way Bubble Boy could be battered was if someone was punching his bubble. Esu (who is extremely sleep deprived) then said:

Esuism #4:
"Someone wanted to burst his bubble... :D"

Apparently:
Vacuum+Spacesuits+Beating and Battering+Bubble Boy+Sleep Deprivation=Bubble Bursting....

Oh, Esu.

And on another note! I must introduce a new character, for she was rather upset that she isn't featured in my blog yet. Her name is Cachinnator. She is one of my best friends and I am sorry for not mentioning her sooner. YOU SEE THIS CACHINNATOR??? I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT YOU IN MY BLOG!! HAPPY???  Hurricane is also one of my best friends. Just so you guys know. She'll be in her at some point I'm sure. As will Cwitoburger. He'll be here eventually.

Anyway! Back to what I was saying... Wait... I wasn't saying anything... Oh, well.

Wrestling has ended. That means that Gewgaw will be at Lacrosse practice today. But it might be canceled because the weather is bad. It's rainy and gray and it hasn't stopped all day. I'm kind of hoping we have practice but at the same time I don't want to go... Well, I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

Alright. It's time for a reading quiz.

Later days.

Mojo

P.S.

Word of the Day: 
Tramontane: (\truh-MON-teyn\) , adjective: 1. Being or situated beyond the mountains. 2. Beyond the Alps as viewed from Italy; transalpine. 3. Of, pertaining to, or coming from the other side of the mountains. 4. Foreign; barbarous.
noun: 1. A person who lives beyond the mountains: formerly applied by the Italians to the peoples beyond the Alps, and by the latter to the Italians. 2. A foreigner; outlander; barbarian. 3. A violent, polar wind from the northwest that blows in southern France. 

Whoops! My Phone Just Went Off in Class...

Well that was awkward... Now as I sit here and try not to look guilty, I shall regale you with the tales of my day yesterday and provide you with some new Esuisms and a few new characters to introduce to you.

I, Mojo, am a manager/trainer-in-training for the lacrosse team at my school. Esu Mane is also a trainer for the team (as well as every other team in the school!!). Yesterday, Esu Mane had to go with our basketball team to another school and left me all alone to tape up our players. The Day she isn't there, 5 players (5!!!) needed fixing! I had to tape 4 ankles and 3 shin splints! I don't even know how to do ankles!!! What the heck man?!?!?! Esu should've been there... Bleh to her... Anyway, it was craziness. Pure craziness. Me and BigRed (a new character!) had an interesting conversation though. And the day before, Esu, BigRed, and I all had a conversation about Smurfs... Weird, huh?

BigRedism #1: 
Esu: "Where do you think all of the little smerflettes come from?!"
BigRed:  "Well, they sure don't just pop out of mushrooms!!"
Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Today, Esu Mane and I had a strange conversation about people who bother us. Esu then said:

Esuism #2:
"She irks my nerves beyond belief."

The "beyond belief" might be the best part of that whole Esuism.

After that conversation we started discussing school mascots. Esu mentioned one called the Blue Hoes... Here's what happened:

Mojoism #1:
Esu: "Thier mascots are the Blue Hoes"
Me: "I'd hate to go to that school! I'd be a Blue Hoe! That's not cool! I'm not even blue!! AND! Imagine their cheerleaders... they're Blue... and Hoes!!"

Yeah... That's what happened... Well then.

Esuism #3:
Esu Mane: "Did you look like a biscuit, Mojo?"
Me: "I was delicious looking, yes."

We were talking about my golden tan of last summer. It was very random..

Well, I believe that it is time for me to go now.

Later Days.

Mojo

P.S.

Word of the Day:
Cachinnate: (Verb) to laugh loudly or immoderately.
 

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How overrated is this?

Okay... so I'm new to this whole blogging thing. I kind of think that blogging is overrated (except of course for my friend Esu Mane's blog of course! You should totally check it out. Click here to see it.). But here's why I am doing this: My friend, Esu Mane, and I have the best conversations and come up with the best quotes ever but I can never remember them long enough to write them down. So I've decided to create this blog to document all of the wonderful sayings we come up with and share them with the world. (She thinks this blog is quite strange because it was started all because of her. Oh well.)

In this blog, I hope to document the FACEPALM moments of my life and the wonderful things my friends say.

Here's the first one:

Esuism #1:
"I love you with all of my heart and most of my spleen."

Also here's a wonderful word for you all.

Word of the Day:
Gewgaw: (noun) something gaudy and useless

Gewgaw may be featured in my blog at some point. He is exactly as the definition implies. Gaudy and useless.


Well, I shall depart now.

Later days.

Mojo